The 'Jerked' Special? Woman Finds Sperm Inside Her KFC Chicken Burger

This is why the gawds always warn you to never ever argue with someone who cooks your food. If you go into a restaurant and you're pissed off about something, just leave. If you decide to stay, don't insult the workers otherwise you'll end up eating sperm or drinking urine.

A Florida woman claims she was served two KFC chicken sandwiches with semen on them. The unidentified customer told police last week that she ordered two sandwiches at a Brandenton KFC and that both of them were adulterated with bodily fluids, according to The Smoking Gun.

The woman, who appeared to be in her 20s, bit into a sandwich and told the police that she tasted what she believed was semen, Manatee County Sheriff's Office spokesperson Dave Bristow told DailyMail.

The woman handed her meal over to police as evidence and for testing. No preliminary charges have been filed against the fast food chain. Several sandwiches on KFC's menu are made with mayonnaise which may have been mistaken for something more crude.